Fries with that?
Is there anyone else out there who finds the giant plastic head guy in the Burger King commercials.......disturbing?
It's fucking bizarre. It's like some medieval nightmare, induced by the accidental ingestion of an ergot fungus alkaloid.
It makes me want to turn loose a pathologically vicious carnivore, inbred to the point of homicidal insanity (like a doberman or a pit bull), to patrol the grounds around the house.
It makes me want to install locks on the outside of my closet doors.
It makes me want to keep a stout cudgel and a three foot knife within easy reach of my bed (ok.......so I already do that, but that is beside the point).
It does not, I repeat, does not make me want to run right out and scarf a double Whopper with cheese.
Please tell me it isn't just me..........
Thus endeth the entry.........
It's fucking bizarre. It's like some medieval nightmare, induced by the accidental ingestion of an ergot fungus alkaloid.
It makes me want to turn loose a pathologically vicious carnivore, inbred to the point of homicidal insanity (like a doberman or a pit bull), to patrol the grounds around the house.
It makes me want to install locks on the outside of my closet doors.
It makes me want to keep a stout cudgel and a three foot knife within easy reach of my bed (ok.......so I already do that, but that is beside the point).
It does not, I repeat, does not make me want to run right out and scarf a double Whopper with cheese.
Please tell me it isn't just me..........
Thus endeth the entry.........
posted by captn | 3/04/2006 12:22:00 AM
4 Comments:
I view those commercials as saying to me "Eat at Burger King and become an oversized action figure!"
Although, if you eat at BK too much, you'll certainly become oversized, but I doubt there will be much action.
Well Cecil, I see you are passing on your profound love of the period to your granddaughter. Who knew it was genetic?
..........................Em
You shouldn't make fun of a guy when he is on his period!
*pout*
You shouldn't make fun of a guy when he is on his period!
*pout*
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