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The misadventures and musings of Cecil Boze, A.K.A CaptnGutz, on life, love, the universe and everything

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks."..........R. A. Heinlein

"Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind.".......Cicero


"You can't be wise and in love at the same time."......Bob Dylan

The Man, The Myth, The Legend
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COOKING WITH GUTZ
In the kitchen with the Captain

Since I Had My Last Cigarette

Friday, January 15, 2010

Also Spach....................

If I were God.......................

I would appear to all the world with my hand outstretched. A great voice would boom in every mind, in every language at once.

It would invite everyone who would kill in my name to climb into my hand. (I would know your heart....................hey, I'm God right?...............so, only those would would truly kill for me would make it.)

Once all those who would truly do murder in my name were safely (and, no doubt, smugly) nestled in the palm of my hand....................

I would make a fist.

Thus endeth the entry.....................

Friday, July 04, 2008

Gutz, Glory, and Gunpowder...........

I haven't slept well lately. By lately, I mean to say that I haven't slept more than 2 to 4 hours a night for about 4 or 5 months. I sleep in increments of around 45 mins to an hour at a stretch, get up take more aspirin, piss, smoke a cigarette and try again. I get up at 5 am, don't sleep during the day and stay up until at least 10 or 1030 pm. I don't know why I have these bouts of sleeplessness....................it just happens.

I turned off the T.V. at 1030 and came out to go to bed. Just as I turned out the light, the lard-ass, peter puffing cretin that lives next door set off a string of firecrackers................15 minutes later, he set off another one. Half the morons in the neighborhood have a truckload of assorted explosive devices and they are going to spend the next several hours setting them off................it sounds like fucking Beirut out there.

So much for sleeping..................

Happy Fourth of July..............
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Whoop-de-fuck..................

I need more aspirin...............

Do you suppose the British spend the 4th getting drunk and kicking themselves in their collective asses? Think about it................had they not been such short sighted, self serving idiots a couple hundred years ago they'd still amount to something as a country. It goes without saying that George Bush is an embarrassment.................but even he is a couple ticks higher on the scale of human development than that collection of inbred cartoon characters the Brits call royalty.

At least they aren't out in force blowing up their neighborhoods tonight.

Have a jolly fucking fouth......

Thus endeth the entry.............

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

F is for truck...................









Progressing apace:






It's a 1981 Chevy Silverado, as clean as it looks. I've had my eye on it since last fall............certain the whole time that someone would surely buy it at the price before I could get in a position to have it myself.

Wheels are the capital "F" in freedom.

Sunday was my birthday. Monday night, Cassie cooked a great supper of chicken enchiladas,and served up cake and ice cream. She and Cheyenne sang the B'day dirge and gifted me with a watch and two sacks of strong dark coffee beans from Starbucks. Now I can be wound up and ONFUCKINGTIME, by God!


An egregious waste of candle wax (a petroleum product after all) except that if we hang on to these for 27 years we can reuse them.







Some part of me will always be a railroader.....................and that means NEEDING to know what fucking time it is, or how long you've been at something, or how much time you have left before you have to be somewhere.............etc. ad infinitum. My old watch shot craps a few months ago and I've seriously tried to adapt to a less time stressed orientation but to no avail. I don't want to wait 'til sunup to get going, I want to be ready to go at sunup..................which means knowing when sunup is and what time it is now in relationship to sunup.


At any rate, this timepiece is a beauty.....................it's got a sheet of instructions the size of a garrison flag and I'm sure it took the brainpower and technical expertise of a major electronics R and D outfit to program it. So far I've figured out how to set it (it only took me two days).


Happy Birthday to me....................

Thus endeth the entry.................

Sunday, March 30, 2008

98.6..................

The house is sold........................I look at a truck Monday after a (planned) "Massive, heart-clogging Track Inn breakfast" with my brother.


At precisely 3:30 this morning I turned fifty-eight. On the 26th of April my oldest granddaughter will be eight. (Eight is a funny looking word when you spell it out don't you think?) On the 5th of April, Casey would have been thirty-two..................I think about him often throughout every day.

I plan to leave for southern Indiana after Cheyenne's birthday.

My lawyers sent me a birthday card. There wasn't any money in the envelope though.

I have to come back on May 19th for a settlement conference with the Railroad.

Thus endeth the entry...............

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Iceman Cometh...............

So.................where I was?

The ghost of Christmas has passed and Lang has gotten Auld and Syned.................

My daughter's computer caught some sort of Cyber-siphylus and had to have brain surgery leaving two computer junkies bereft for a couple of weeks...................

I didn't have a ton to say anyway, but it would have been nice to send a couple of seasonal emails.

The house still hasn't sold, which puts all my plans in limbo .................further deponent sayeth not. (remember the whine factor).

One bright note is that pictures I had taken of my last "gear-testing-and-just-how-bad-does-it-have-to-get-before-I-have-to-rethink-my whole-plan" hike didn't disappear into the ether.




This was taken on the 15th of December during the only event that could seriously be labeled a snow storm we've had so far.

Another occasion to test a sleep system at extreme temps fell apart for want of two sturdy attachment points for my hammock in or around my daughter's yard. Hopefully it will get down below zero again for a couple of nights before the winter is out.

That about does it for now.........................I meet with a realtor Tuesday. So you've got until then to buy a nice house real cheap.

Thus endeth the entry....................

Friday, December 07, 2007

All the news that fits......................

So........................I've moved. The house I've occupied for the past couple of years went on the auction block on the 18th of Nov. and now I'm camped out at my daughter's.
So far it's working out well for both of us..........................I have all the comforts and she doesn't have to worry about (or pay for) after or before school care or round someone up to be with Cheyenne during her school break.
The house didn't sell. Which is not to say that there were no bidders..................just no reasonable bids. I don't mind someone getting a deal or making a profit..................but the idea of professional speculators hovering around seeking to cash in on someone else's misfortune or hardship in the hopes of making a killing disturbs my sense of propriety. If someone wanted an exceptional deal on a solid house to live in or use as an income producing rental, I'd be willing to give them a hell of a bargain..................................no reasonable offer refused. The key word in all this is reasonable. It was bad enough watching items go for sometimes as low as 1% of their real worth, I had to draw the line at the house.
All of which puts a bit of a crimp in my options for the near future and could well stand to derail some of my most fondly held plans for next year...................but in the meantime I have the rare pleasure of spending time with my adult offspring and my sweetie-pie granddaughter. Things could be a ton worse.
Winter's here.....................and with it the opportunity to test out some of my hiking techniques and theories. My daughter lives a bit over a mile from a nice forested park riddled with hiking trails. I'm not used to hills though. I don't have any worries or troubles with the negotiation of hills......................my legs are strong enough and my lungs can take it but walking hills causes one to step differently with more emphasis on the front of the foot and the toes. Last Saturday came the weather I was waiting for.........................temperatures hovering near or below freezing and rain and sleet and what the weather people now refer to euphemistically as "wintery mix".........................fucking slush.
I spent about two hours walking around outside and when I got back I had Cass come to the back door to snap this picture......................

You can see better if you "embiggen" it (thank you J where ever you are.................sometimes language needs a kick in the ass to keep it pertinent to reality) and yes, that is a skin of ice and those are icicles on the brim of my trusty ol' fedora. Henry Jones Jr. eat your heart out.
My feet were cold enough to be a bit numb so I didn't notice that I had ground through to raw meat in a couple of unlikely places .................so for the past week I've hobbled about waiting to heal enough to head back out again. You don't really expect to blister when barefoot because there is no shoe to rub up against. That being the most common cause of blisters. It makes sense though........a couple of hours of hammering or raking can bring up a blister on your hand, eh? After 4 months of walking unshod over pavement and gravel I thought the soles of my feet were pretty tough................but, as I mentioned above, walking hills is a whole different story.............. It's good to find these things out now and not later. I've got three months to adapt...................(If you don't already know, aren't you just dying to find out what I've got up my sleeve?........buahhahahahahha)
We've had some snow and can expect some more sleet and rain and slush this weekend and I'd like to test trail food and bedding and shelter on an all nighter northward through the woods along the river bluff. I'm short a couple of pieces of gear for a true test, but somehow I think the winter to come is going to render plenty of opportunity once everything is aquired or manufactured. The important thing is to simply leave the coziness and do it. Ya reckon?

There is a point to all this, but at present that is for the cognoscenti.

More to come later........................I had to post something for the benefit of those faithful enough to check in here often and concerned enough to wonder if perhaps I'd died or something worse.........(gotten married maybe? *grins*)
I told my brother I'd post something when I could make a clear distinction between writing and whining. The thin lines of distinction you often hear people refer to when comparing someone else's condemnable behavior to their own proper comportment are in reality only indicators of degree upfield from the big thick motherfucker of a line that both parties crossed yards back.

So Merry Christmas to all if I don't get back here before that occasion

Thus endeth the entry.............................

Friday, October 26, 2007

Veins in my teeth....................

I have no beef in the house..................................

I want a big chunk of dead cow..............................warmed to the point that it is reduced to whimpering. I want to pick it up in both hands and tear into its flesh with my teeth..............bloody juice running down my chin.

A blowjob would be nice too.

Thus endeth the entry.......................

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