Disambiguation............

My televison viewing informs me that there is a new program up and coming about the advertising industry of the 60's.
Among the blurb's I've caught in the hyping of this show:

"These are the people who convinced us that smoking was good for us."

"Your idea of love was created by the advertising industry to sell pantyhose."

O.K.....................it's a given that advertising has created and sustained falsehoods to serve in the stead of truth. That the general capacity of the public to buy into these falsehoods has had devastating effects on health, economy, foriegn policy......you name it.
So what?.................... For the most part stupid people deserve what they get.

However, I saw an ad tonight that just went too fucking far. It stated: "Nothing says love to a man like "high definition".................Nothing."

Ladies...........let there be no confusion or equivocation on this point.

To a man................love is, always has been, and always will be best defined and demonstrated by..............frequent, gratutious, and unsolicited blow jobs.

......and don't forget to swallow.

Thus endeth the entry..............