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The misadventures and musings of Cecil Boze, A.K.A CaptnGutz, on life, love, the universe and everything

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks."..........R. A. Heinlein

"Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind.".......Cicero


"You can't be wise and in love at the same time."......Bob Dylan

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Since I Had My Last Cigarette

Friday, April 06, 2007

Thoughts on an empty stomach..................

I wonder how many bachelors choke to death each year because there is no one to give them the heimlich maneuver.

Thus endeth the entry...............

4 Comments:

Blogger angrygrrface said...

Oh! That is such a sad, but funny thought. I'm not sure to laugh or frown.

I hope none. Wow. Uh....

3:34 PM  
Blogger captn said...

..........perhaps sadder and funnier yet is the fact that, even in the light of this reflection, I still would not be willing to commit myself to anything more serious than the exchange of body fluids.
Does that mean that i consider choking to death preferable to having a girlfriend?
.......at least for now.*grins*

3:23 PM  
Blogger angrygrrface said...

You would rather choke to death than have a girlfriend? That's pretty awesome.

Please don't choke to death, though. That would be sad making.

10:28 AM  
Blogger captn said...

Too many things I want to do right now,Kiddo. A girlfriend would just be someone I would have to take into consideration. I'll settle down again someday. There is time.
In the meantime I promise to take small bites and chew thoroughly.

10:55 AM  

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