Hallelujah.........(it just keeps getting better)

"Star Trek Enterprise" is running on the Sci Fi channel at 6 pm weeknights.........right after "Voyager".

Now, Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine) is certainly the Six feet tall stuff of wet dreams for the 12 year old dairy farmer in every man.......

.....But Jolene Blalok (T'Pol) is hot beyond the realms of fantasy. If for one moment I could believe that she would be waiting for me naked at the gates of paradise with a smoldering bowl of hashish in her hand, I would embrace Islam. Then I would immolate myself in the act of blowing up an infidel public toilet or some such thing whilst mumbling one of the nine billion names of God.............thereby assuring myself of an eternity of stoned bliss with her and 71 of her twin sisters.

Hey ..........beats the fuck out of starving to death under a Banyan tree while snails suck the blood out of your scalp.

Not to mention a religion that requires a person to check in his or her genitalia at the pearly gates.

Which brings up a question I've wondered about since I was very young.......: Do women get to keep their titties in heaven?

But I digress..........(how unusual)

Thus endeth the entry.........