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The misadventures and musings of Cecil Boze, A.K.A CaptnGutz, on life, love, the universe and everything

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks."..........R. A. Heinlein

"Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind.".......Cicero


"You can't be wise and in love at the same time."......Bob Dylan

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Since I Had My Last Cigarette

Monday, July 30, 2007

.......it tasks me!

Amongst the otherwise uncategorized clutter on what serves me as a coffee table is one of those plastic pens.................you know the kind, white cylindrical barrel, black tapered point and black, plug type cap.
At a casual glance it looks like a cigarette.........................every fucking time.

Thus endeth the entry......................................

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well obviously it's time to switch pen brands. Pink glittery pens look nothing like cigarettes, why don't you try that? :P

8:53 PM  
Blogger captn said...

That might work, but the long term negative effect would far outweigh the short term benefit.
You may not know this, but every time a man touches a pink glittery pen his testosterone levels fall by 5% and he loses a half inch of penis.
*shudder*

2:09 AM  

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