Some Oyster Crackers with that, Ma'am?

There have been a number of references in the various news media recently regarding the finding of a human finger in a bowl of fast food Chilli.

One reporter went so far as to remark that such a thing might be an incentive to embrace vegetarianism.

Be that as it may, the whole flap did rather call to my mind some speculative thought I once gave to creating a palatable vegetarian chilli recipe of my own devising.

I gave up the effort when I came to the conclusion (after much study) that I was unlikely to find a vegetarian with enough meat on his (or her) bones to make a respectable pot of Chilli.

See, folks..........not dead, not even really subdued.......

Just temporarily hamstrung!

Thus endeth the entry...........