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The misadventures and musings of Cecil Boze, A.K.A CaptnGutz, on life, love, the universe and everything

"Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life take big bites. Moderation is for monks."..........R. A. Heinlein

"Faithfulness and truth are the most sacred excellences and endowments of the human mind.".......Cicero


"You can't be wise and in love at the same time."......Bob Dylan

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COOKING WITH GUTZ
In the kitchen with the Captain

Since I Had My Last Cigarette

Monday, April 18, 2005

Some Oyster Crackers with that, Ma'am?

There have been a number of references in the various news media recently regarding the finding of a human finger in a bowl of fast food Chilli.

One reporter went so far as to remark that such a thing might be an incentive to embrace vegetarianism.

Be that as it may, the whole flap did rather call to my mind some speculative thought I once gave to creating a palatable vegetarian chilli recipe of my own devising.

I gave up the effort when I came to the conclusion (after much study) that I was unlikely to find a vegetarian with enough meat on his (or her) bones to make a respectable pot of Chilli.

See, folks..........not dead, not even really subdued.......

Just temporarily hamstrung!

Thus endeth the entry...........

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Captain lives! Thank God, I was worried about you.

8:29 PM  
Blogger captn said...

You're sweet to worry Emily....
but until I write that I'm worried about myself, you've honestly nothing to worry about.
Thanx kiddo......I knew you were special.

10:43 AM  
Blogger angrygrrface said...

I would have been more concerned that you were dead if you didn't leave comments elsewhere on occasion. And to answer your question, no, I am not getting enough compensation through for the cigarettes. Profanity.

4:19 PM  
Blogger captn said...

..........alas, were I but 25 yrs. younger darlin.....*sigh*

11:19 AM  

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