From the Halls of Montezuma...............

When Viagra was first introduced there was some speculation as to whether its ability to facilitate stimulation and improve circulation in certain parts of the male body might have other beneficial effects. For instance, might it not be possible that it would also heighten mental acuity and physical stamina.

This, naturally, was of great interest to the defense department, so they decided to initiate a 30 day trial and study the results.

They chose 100 men from each branch of the armed services, Army, Airforce, Navy, and Marine Corps, so as to achieve the broadest possible sampling, and gave each man a pill a day for 30 days. At the beginning and the end of the trial, they ran the men through a battery of physical and mental tasks to see if there were any changes and measure them.

Sure enough, at the end of the thirty days, the men of the Army, Airforce and Navy all had shown a significant improvement in mental acuity and physical stamina as a direct result of having taken the Viagra.

The Marines just got taller..........

Happy 229th Birthday to all my Marine brothers. For those in harms way, may God grant you a safe return home...... if not, may you take a hundred of those sons-of-bitches with you, march them to hell in chains, crying like babies for mercy and their Mothers all the way, and take their place for all eternity in a warrior's paradise, claiming all their virgins as a righteous victor's prize...........Ooooorahh......Semper Fi!

Thus endeth the entry...........